There are two things I’m nearly certain of when it comes to the New England Patriots.
First: If they were ever deflating footballs, or otherwise engaging in putrid malfeasance, they are no longer.
Second: They may absolutely, as they did eight years ago, annihilate the rest of the league all season. No, they won’t go undefeated, but it could still be ugly for the rest of the NFL. It could be Godzilla-ish with other franchises serving as small neighborhoods in Tokyo.
They put up fiddy agains