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Is anyone aware of any, uh, provisions in the Constitution that will allow Miss America to replace the current President of America?

The Founders *clearly* did not prepare for a time when a minor contestant at a national pageant had far greater judgement and understanding than our Commander-in-Chief. Alas, that time is here.

Just look at what Miss Texas, otherwise known as Margana Wood, had to say about Charlottesville during last night's event.

Unlike the President, Wood understands that there is no such thing as a good Nazi. I know, I know, it's complicated. Read more...