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The dust has settled, but the bird remains—its half-eaten carcass taking up valuable space in the fridge. Despite your best efforts, there are plenty of leftovers: Uneaten mashed potatoes, stuffing, and cranberry sauce sit alongside the bird in cellophane-covered dishes or Tupperware containers.

You know what you have to do. It’s time for Thanksgiving: Round Two.

Sure, you could just toss everything in the microwave, or even feed the remains to your p