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"The Top 10 Things People Think About While Singing a Hymn"

Posted by Prince Malachi The First on January 13, 2010 at 7:18pm

10. The pot roast. 9. What does pastor wear under robes? 8. Will the person behind me ever hit the right note? 7. 90 minutes till kickoff. 6. Did I turn off the curling iron? 5. The likelihood of the ceiling fan falling and hitting me on the head. 4. How many people have lost more hair than I have? 3. How would the hymn sound if Metallica played it? 2. Are there doughnuts at fellowship? 1. How many more verses?

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Prince Malachi is the founder of The Oracle Network and the Streetwear brand Y.A.H. Apparel

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